AKPOS AND THE PRINCIPAL Akpos was caught red handed by his principal writing ‘May God punish my principal’. Principal: What nonsense are you writing? (about to Slap Akpos). Akpos: Sir, I have not finished it. Principal: (angry) What do you mean. You are abusing me and you say you have not finished. Are you mad? Akpos: This is not what I wanted to write. Principal: So what did you want to write? Akpos: I wanted to write ‘May God punish my principal’s enemies’. One word for Akpos...... see more for more jokes AKPOS AND THE CAT Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have? Akpos: Seven, Sir. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have? Akpos: Seven. Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have? Akpos: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats...