Facts To CONSIDER Before Thinking Of Taking Her As A Wife


BEFORE YOU MARRY A LADY, INVITE HER FOR DINNER, EAT TOGETHER & WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING !!!



 
* If she starts eating the meat
before you it implies that, she would have planned how to
finish your salary/income before
you collect it.

* If she wants to share the meat
equally, she won't be obedient to
You, she will always question your authority.

* If she has a bigger spoon than you, it means you can't win any
argument with her at all and she
may end up beating you one day!

* If her mouth makes noise while

eating, it means she can't keep
secrets.

* If she asks for extra,
you will need blood tonic to
survive the marriage.

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